1 Girl, 1…Cake?

THINGS THAT EXIST: Cakefarts

By Alex Blagg

So as I was trudging through the 900-odd emails awaiting me upon returning from vacation this morning, one of the electronic missives read as follows:

i know you guys love to spotlight weird websites well….

Cakefarts (ED NOTE: I can’t link to this for reasons you will read below, so if you really want to see it – and trust me, you do – just Google it)

it’s porn of a chick farting on a chocolate cake

i guess people are saying it’s the next two girls one cup…it’s already more popular than it and youtube reactions etc are being made…cool i guess

I’ve spent the last two weeks having the time of my life in Paris and Amsterdam, touring the Louvre and the Van Gogh museum, but I’m not lying when I say Cakefarts is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Way to welcome me back, Internet. You’re the best.

Somethings and Nothings…and Signs

Hello hello hello there.

You know what’s good stuff?  Sitting on the sofa on a warm Sunday afternoon doing absolutely NOTHING.

I do have one problem, however.  I always want to be doing SOMETHING.  I always FEEL like I should be doing something.

Oh well, here’s something.  Have some signs: